we're all going to heaven no matter what we do 

we're saved because we say so

we're all immortal 

we'll live forever

we're all sinful petty vicious 

we're all totally depraved

we're all racist sexist chauvinist assholes

we'll all saved no big deal this life's just a test

we're stupid 

we don't know 

we fail but 

we pass on the curve.