How the War Was Won 

We got in our Jeeps and took off around the bend 

in the storybook road that led to the castle of 

dreadful pleasure, which is located in a micro 

chip engineered by Advanced Micro and mass 

produced by De Sade Industries. 

 

We drank 

We sang 

We laughed 

We shouted 

We cursed 

 

The war lasted for at least 87 pico seconds 

thirty million nerve cells were destroyed 

five jeeps drove off the winding road 

I slept through the whole sheebang 

and never got hung over 

 

etc 

etc 

etc 

etc 

etc